~Because"Queen
KnitWit"
Said So~
An Urgent Memo
To All Dames
I Needs' Your
Full Attenshun'
Don't
Laugh This Off As Fun &
Games
We Has A Sichee'ashun' !
"Dakota
Hills"
Called Yesterday
They're
Still Ten
Red Hats Short
(?)
I Promised They Were On The
Way
I Needs' Help
~ "Royal
Court"
!?!
The Banquet Hall We Had
Reserved
Had Left A Message Too
~
The Waitress They Had Hired
To Serve
(?)
Came Down With Asian Flu
!?!
I'm Doing Everything I Can
To Keep "The
Queen"
At Bay
Cuz'
All You Dames Know "Man
O'
Man"
What "Queen
KnitWit"
Will Say
!
And .
. .
Crafts (?) For
Augusts'
Scheduled
"Hoot"
Are Still Yet Slim To None
We've
Advertised A Lot Of Loot
~
Come On Gals,
Whacha'
Done ?
*Ring* . . .*Ring* .
. .
( Alright
I Know I'm Losing It
)
I Can't
Pick Up This Phone
The I.
D. Says
It's "Queen
KnitWit"
. . . (
Pretending ~
Not At Home ? )
. . .
~ . . . "Ohhhh" . . . ~
"Hello
Queen KnitWit", "How
Are You" ?
Oh Yes .
. . I Know .
. . But See
. . .
Uh Huh .
. . We Should Have
Used Hot Glue
!?!
What Did You Just Call Me
?
The Girls Are Working On It
Now ~
. . .And
"Empress-Gone-A-Lot"
Is On Her Way To Show Them
How ~
. . .With "Princess-Gravy-Pot"
I'll
Call "Crown~Jeweler"
Right Away
. . .
And Give Her Your Report
~
We'll
Check Back In For Your O.K.
"I
Better Keep This Short"
- click -
Oh Crap, We're
Busted Lady Luvs'
The Queen Is On A Roll
Roll Up Thems'
Red &
Purple Gloves
This Aint'
No Cherry Bowl
!
. . . Dialing . . .
*Ring* ~ *Ring*
. . .
Is "Twilight~Twila"
Home Tonight
?
I Really Need To Know
~
. . . She
Needs To Bring Her Purple
Kite,
Because
.
.
.
"Queen
KnitWit"
Said So
!
" It's Good To Be Queen
"
