I Opened Up The
Fridge And Scowled,
"My Famous
Casserole" !?!
Fell Victim To An
Open Lid,
On My Super-Seal
Bowl !
I Spent All Weekend
At The Stove !
Making Meals In
Advance,
Is It Too Much For
Me To Ask,
They Stay "Freshly
Sealed" ~ per chance ?
My Mothers' Special
"Home Baked Beans",
And Grandmas' "Beef
Pot Pie".
Were Lovingly Placed
In The Fridge,
Then Un-Covered ~
Left To Dry !
I've Had This
Problem Now For Years,
So Won't Waste Time
To Pout ~
But; Why Is
"Tupperware" So Hard,
For MEN To
Figure Out ???
My Pastel Bowls Work
Perfectly,
Push Down, And Burp
To Seal.
It's Rather
Elementary,
"Come On Guys,
What's The Deal" ?
I've Done Some
Research On The "Net"
To Try And
Understand,
Does This Behavior
Have A Name,
That Seems To Be
"Self-MANNED" ?
I Thought That Maybe
~ "OCD" ,
Or Even "ADD"
?
Might Have Some
Answers For My Bowls,
But Alas . . . It's
Up To Me !
While Searching . .
. "Disabilities" . . .?
I've Named These Men
Well Fed.
And Came Up With A
Simple ~ Term,
They're
"Tupperware
Challenged" !
~
Jody Harmon ~
~
simply written out of the fact that I do not believe that it
requires a
College Degree to be able to close a "Tupperware" lid ~
(
personally speaking, of course.)
My Heartfelt Thanks to Jody
for sharing her delightful (and oh so true) poem. :-)
Please send her an email and
let her know you were here.
