HEY, SANTA! 

WHERE  IS  THE  WD-40?
 
 

Hey, Santa! where is the WD-40?
We've gotten it every Xmas for the past twenty.
Others get their presents wrapped so fine,
Ours come in brown bags used by Food Lion.
 
 

The Duck Tape and work gloves we got this year,
But we didn't get any wine nor beer!
You've always said, "Don't drink and drive!"
Maybe that why we're still alive!
 
 

Dad said you bought at Kmart Blue Light Sales,
They'd get hammers, screw drivers, pliers and nails.
One year they got crow bars and flashlights;
When the hogs got out, they'd work late at night.
 
 

When there were nine children you didn't bring much,
But we 29 grandchildren think you're out of touch.
A Nintendo game we rather have to play,
Than WD-40 any day.
 
 

But WD-40 beats your poem book,
In which you told us how to play Rook.
If I live to be as old as Granddad,
Santa, don't bring WD-40 to my grandlad
 
 

By James Herbert Henderson
Hartselle, AL 35640-2210
December 23, 2002
 
 

  Dedicated to my
29 Grandchildren
 
 

 Jim's Note ...

At our family Christmas party yesterday, 

the grandchildren wanted to know where their WD-40 was. 

For years,

I've fix up a grocery (brown) bag full of odds and ends. 

I always give a can of WD-40 to each male

over 15 years of age.

I had wrapped the WD-40 cans in separate plastic bags,

but did not put them in the big brown bags

which contained candy bars.

Iris and I fix over 70 bags for our family and friends.

What is the use of wrapping so many gifts

when a grocery bag does the trick?
 
 

MERRY CHRISTMAS

TO EACH OF YOU!
 

Love to all,

Jim Henderson

~My Heartfelt Thanks to Jim~

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